"I’d be really surprised at myself if I haven’t."
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"To have an orgy?"
"No, I was just hoping for a group discussion."
"About how we’re gonna have an orgy?"
My mom yelled this from the other room. She wasn’t high. But I was.
"Do you still believe you’re an alien?"
"Do you bleed red?"
"Do I bleed…?"
"Or green or blue?"
"Well, of course I bleed red. This is my…"
"Yeah. God bled…or…Jesus bled. And he wasn’t human."